Mikkelsen Family: Merry Christmas!!

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Merry Christmas!!

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Melissa said...: I didn't realize Matt was such a good dancer. LOL; December 16, 2008 at 11:38 PM

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Kids Say the Funniest Things!

After teaching the kids about Jesus and the cross Conner said: "I want to drive to Jesus and get those needles out"
Mom: Do you know who the Mormons are? Sammy: "The bad guys?"
Sammy: If Heavenly Father and Jesus created everything on the earth, who created them? That's just the one thing I don't understand. Mom: Ummm...you'll have to ask Heavenly Father. Sammy: It's just the one thing in this life I don't understand.
SAMMY: Mom? Is Hell a swear word? MOM: Yes, don't say it. SAMMY: But Hell is in HELLicopter
Conner (while watching Mommy nurse Camden): "She is sucking on your baby?"
Holds up a coin from her bag of chocolate coins and asks, 'is this the one I give to the bishop?'
Mom I have an idea! We could put all of our gold in an envelope and then get some cash!
Sam: can I have treat? Mom: If you take a good nap. Sam: Aw screw-it! I'll do it!
Mom how does Heavenly Father push the sun up?
MOM: Do you know what it means to be baptized? SAM: It means that they drown you under the drain"
May 31 While saying her nightly prayers said, "thanks that I could have a good personality" Mom and Dad didn't teach her that...where do they come up with things???
April 4th Sammy was helping Mommy teach Conner the noises animals make. When I asked what a Bunny says Samantha paused then said, "Rabbit, Rabbit...Rabbit Rabbit. (said like a frog says "ribbit ribbit")
Mar 16 After making bad choices Sammy was told she was going to be grounded from the backyard. I asked her if she even knows what grounded means...She said, "It means that you don't have children!"
Feb 25 After measuring the kitchen counter with a tape measure Sammy informed me that it is 2 inches and 7 pounds.
Feb 01 After carefully examining her popcorn she asked me, "Mom? Is popcorn made from papertowels?"
Oct 16 A car passing our house had a very loud stereo. Sammy hurried to look out the window. She turned to us & said, while squinting, "I need glasses so I can see that noise better!"
Oct 23 Matt was taking Sammy out to lunch while I was at work. He said to himself, "Wow! Gas is under $3.00!" Sammy said from the back seat, "Wow! We should get some of that!"
Oct 21st---"Mom? Is my dad my uncle?" I told her, "No, that's disgusting!"
10-13 Matt was talking about our vacation we're going on with Sammy. She got really serious and asked Matt, "Does vacation have bathrooms?"
Sammy was looking at a penny and asked me if the picture on it is Jesus...I said , "No, it's Abraham Lincoln." She thought about it then asked, "Can it be Jesus?" I told her, "No."

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